Monday, July 2, 2012
Things My Two Year Old Says
Toph is at an age where he is talking up a storm and his dialect? Definitely that of a two year old. I listen to him speak and just want him to speak that way forever. I can understand him perfectly, but after spending lots of time with new people on our vacation last week, I realized that not everyone is privy to this two year old dialect.
Here is a glossary for you:
ex. My play, mama. (I want to play, mama.)
ex. Memmy pooped, Mama. (Merry pooped, Mama.) <-------Coincidentally, I know a lot about the cat's bowel movements thanks to Toph.
ex. My hungy, Mama. (I'm hungry, Mama.)
ex. Let's go check the froggies! (Let's go check the kittens!) <------When our cat first had the kittens, he assured me those were not baby cats but baby frogs.
ex. My watch PB, Mama. (I want to watch TV, Mama.)
ex. My see happitter, mama! (I see a helicopter, Mama!)
ex. My hear motodoodoo! (I hear a motorcycle!)
big mosher: big monster
ex. BIG MOSHER!! (Big monster!) <-------Usually said in reference to the whale in Finding Nemo.
ex. My play oushide. (I want to play outside.)
ex. My go oushide peese. (I want to go outside very badly and know you like for me to use the word please.)
tacopeesa: taco pizza
ex. My eat tacopeesa shuppertime. (I would like taco pizza for supper.) <--------The child's favorite foods are tacos and pizza.
(See above.) <-------The cutest thing is that every time he hears the oven timer he yells, "Shuppertime!"
Posted by gin at 8:07 AM